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Your name is RICHARD LAWRENCE WORTH, often shorted to the snazzier RICK L. WORTH. You require others to include the middle initial. People have middle names for a reason, you tell them.

You are a prestigious football coach and athletics teacher, but that's not all you do. You are a member of several country clubs, have a wonderful suburban home (that you keep in top condition), and a FICO score of 800. You even prevented a bank robbery once.

Obviously there's no stopping you. Not even this whole "wake up in a room with minor amnesia" thing.

You're getting to the bottom of this, but what should you do next?